toesucker:

knifeofvenus:

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

(via psychictwat)

cybermax:

m86:

take these with you. it will be important in your quest

I mean probably. Look I just think their neat.

fvace:

ok-jake:

fvace:

ok-jake:

fvace:

ᵖˢˢˢᵗ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ﹖﹖

yeah…. you got your end of the deal?

here you go… just like you said… one turtle…. now where’s my request?

One frog…. Just like you wanted

good… thanks…. now leave forever….

(via madqueencori)

kemalines:

Luke: Kate had a real bad crush on you back then.

Emaline: Aww babe, you had a crush on me!

Kate: We’re dating…

tyleredwardrandolphbowen:

McQuaid: this is my “i don’t care face”

Tyler: that’s your normal face

hawkins-bound:

Luke : Kate, I need you to be straight with me

Kate : *nervous gay laughter*

incorrectgays:

Emaline: I’m glad we say “oh, man” to express disappointment, because men are in fact disappointing.

Luke:

Oliver:

McQuaid:

Tyler:

Kate: Yeah.

spn-bab-y:

I really don’t understand how Netflix canceled Everything Sucks.

Like ????????????

Imagine, If they continued it, like the even more iconic music that would appear, imagine them hearing the “not very known and new” Marshall Bruce Mathers III (Eminem/Slim Shady) and Coldplay and also Limp Bizkit!!!! Like, IMAGINE!!!!!!!!

Iconic.

Really.

thefairyprophet:

me at the beginning of everything sucks: ugh why does kate like that emaline girl? she’s so stuck up and annoying!

me at the end of everything sucks: K A T E A N D E M A L I N E!!!! M Y G A Y C H I L D R E N O M L M Y S H I P I L O V E T H E M S O M U C H O M G M Y G I R L SADJHZDJSHSGDBSJXGJSJZGSBSJZVSHDBJSGDGSNSHDVDBDBSJSBDHSKSHGABSBSB

incorrectgays:

Kate, scoffing: Girlfriend! I don’t want to be Emaline’s girlfriend.

Luke: Well, then, what do you want?

Kate: *Sighs dreamily*

Kate: I don’t know. I just want to be with her. All the time. I want to hear about her day and tell her about mine. I want to hold her hand and smell her hair.

Kate: But I don’t want to be her stupid girlfriend!

incorrectgays:

Emaline, texting Kate: I’m 🎺

Kate: You’re trumpet? What?

Emaline: That’s a horn.

Emaline: So I’m _ _ _ _ _

Kate: In a school band…?

incorrectgays:

McQuaid: Would you date a guy that’s shorter than you?

Kate: No.

McQuaid: Don’t you think that’s a bit shallow?

Kate: I’m a lesbian, McQuaid.